A towel

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

A nose

The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?

A coffin

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

Silence

I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

A Shadow

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I’m rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

A tree

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I’ll make it lighter. What am I?

A hole

Gnomework!

What has forty feet and sings?

The school choir!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?

A lost camel!

Where do tadpoles change?

In a croakroom!

What sort of animal is a slug?

A snail with a housing problem!

What is “out of bounds”?

A tired kangaroo!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk!

What’s an insect’s favourite sport?

Cricket!

If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine!

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?

It gets wet!

What is a volcano?

A mountain with hiccups!

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?

Because it has 4 A’s and one B!

and nine without a tail.

Half of eight, and six missing heads,

landed in my pail.

Who can tell me,

as I ask it,

how many fish are in my basket?

A.Zero – 10 without the “I” is 0, 9 without it’s tail leaves 0, 8<-- divided here leaves twice 0, 6 without it's head leaves Q.What is increadibley thin, that has nubers in front of it, that can be use to debosit or withdraw a amount of kind of papper like bling.and can be use at the place that keeps money. A. a credit card Q.A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be? A. The parrot was deaf! Q.A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide? A. The cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Someone else had to be there to rewind the tape. Q.Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I? A. Cheese

2)A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

(It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! -next day air and email doesn’t count

3)A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What am I?

(Dozens. Because dozen means twelve, and since dozens is a six-letter word, if you take away the ‘s’ then you get dozen.)

4)What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks? Has a bed but necer sleeps? Has a head but never weeps?

(A river- a river runs has a mouth when it meges into the sea Has a river bed and has a head at it’s mouth)

5)It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

(The Letter E.)

To get to the other side.

2. Why did the giraffe cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

3. What is black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

4. Why did Hillary Clinton change her views on Iraq?

She must have fallen off the giraffe which was stapled to the chicken which crossed the road.

5. What has 100 legs, red pincers, and a big, fuzzy back?

I don’t know, but it’s crawling up your arm!

I think you need to disqualify Eddie because he gave you more than five.

contains one letter?

a. An envelope.

2. q. Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

a. A ton. (Not is ton spelled backward.)

3. q. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am

I? a. Footsteps.

4. q. What question can you never honestly say ‘yes’ to?

a. Are you dead?

5. q. What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney

up? a. An umbrella.

I hope this helps.

RE:
I need five examples of riddles?

tater, mate, the, stir, sate, she, thee, shirt