UFO! Where did you see it? Report it to the government.

well lets see, you could join a cult, live together with this cult,cut off all your hair, get really cool red cloths and red tennis shoes, for all the members of your cult would want a matching apparel. you all smoke and eat the same things, they tell you about this comet that’s known as Hailey’s comet and it only comes every 10 years or so. then you all listen to your leader of the cult about how they are coming for you all to take back to their planet, they he explains to you all that they are soon to pick you up soon they are hidden in the tail of the approaching comet.you all feel peace and love. then you give up every thing you own to your leader. then you all meet in your rooms dressed alike all in pretty red. you all pray to your new alien friends that are now close enough to greet you and beam you aboard you new temporary home aboard that fantastic u f o you wanted to ride in!! as you all drink a secret potion you will soon join all your friends in red for this wonderful journey to the stars!!!! that’s all you remember as we watch t v news about a false leader stealing every thing each of your things.as he tells of a mass suicide you all committed thinking you were really gullible thinking you were going to a new world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that’s news