1] The last thing my grandmother ever said to me was “Life is Beautiful.”

2] The bus I was on was hijacked to “Brokeback Mountain”.

3] If I am elected presdent, I promise to “Pay it Forward”.

4] Did you hear the one about “Billy Elliot” and the “Taxi Driver”?

5] Just before the rocket was to launch, the astronaut radioed the tower with this message: “Faraway, So Close!”

Cheese, FUNNY! Fargo.

#2 The bus I was on was hijacked to “Casablanca”

#3 If I am elected President, I promise to “Catch and Release”

#4 (A stand-up comic to his audience) Did you hear the one about “The Bodyguard” and “The Princess Bride”?

#5 Just before the rocket was to launch, the astronaut radioed the tower with this message “Goin’ Fishin'”

2. The bus I was on was hijacked to __Madagascar____.

3. If I am I elected president I promise to _Kiss the Girls___.

4. (A stand-up comic to his audience) Did you hear the one about ___All The President’s Men__ and __The Summer of ’62___.

5. Just before the rocket was to launch, the astronaut radioed the tower with this message:_Are We There Yet?______

The bus I was on was hijacked to Fargo.

If I am elected president, I promise to Kill Bill.

Did you hear the one about Billy Madison and the quest for the holy grail?

Just before the rocket was to launch, the astronaut radioed the tower with this message: “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest”.

2. The bus I was on was hijacked to _the dark side of the moon♪ (pink Floyd)._________.

3. If I am I elected president I promise to ___’Mosh”(eminem)_______.

4. (A stand-up comic to his audience) Did you hear the one about __the stray cat strut(stray cats) and ___Territorial pissings(nirvana)_________.

5. Just before the rocket was to launch, the astronaut radioed the tower with this message:__ride ’em cowcoy! (pauldavis)____________

2. ???

3. establish a SCHOOL OF ROCK

4. HARRY POTTER…SHREK

5. HELP!