“I’m My Own Grandpa” by Lonzo & Oscar

“Too Young To Die, Too Drunk To Live” by Alcatrazz

“Titties And Beer” by Frank Zappa

“Broken Hearts Are for Assholes” by Frank Zappa

“Eat That Question” by Frank Zappa

“Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” by Frank Zappa

“Watermelon in Easter Hay” by Frank Zappa

“All The Girls Look Prettier At Closing Time” by Mickey Gilley

“Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life” – Bobby Bare

“Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed” by Kinky Friedman

“Pussy Control” by Prince

“Yes! We Have No Bananas” by Spike Jones & His City Slickers

“Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny” by Bloodhound Gang

“A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by Bloodhound Gang

“Diarrhea Runs in the Family” by Bloodhound Gang

“Balls Out” by Bloodhound Gang

country song, go figure