Entertain me! I’m going to be here ALL day and its going to be a long one!?
Heh where I am its almost midnight…
I watched Back to the Future II a few hours ago. What a classic! Time travel, Michael J Fox, a wacky scientist, and happy endings every time. I really don’t think you can get much better in a movie.
While I’m here I may as well tell you a story…
A few days ago, my friend (who is staying at the coast for a while) lost his wallet on a walk. This wallet had not only monetary value, but emotional value too. Anyway, he retraced his steps but he couldn’t find it anywhere. Then, a little while later he got a call from his older brother saying that someone had found it and called home. BUT… my friend hadn’t left any of his details in his wallet! No phone number, no full name…
Mull that over until your boss orders you to do some actual work ; )
Hope you have an interesting day!
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
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