A few days ago
Cartman

How to do this homework?

Today i got a homework,it is:

My English teacher told me to prepare a lil “show”,that i will have to talk about a joke or a fable in 3 minutes (just 3 minutes)before the class.I dunno what to say?

Any one has some good ideas for what joke or fable i should tell?You have’ve got some good jokes or fables??

Thanks!!!Waiting for your good answers!!!!!

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A few days ago
Anonymous

Favorite Answer

Two men were walking in the woods, when one man suddenly fell to the ground. The other man ran to his side and got no response, he rang 911 and said my friend collapsed I think he’s dead. The lady on the phone said ” Calm down, now let’s just make sure he’s dead”

There was a long pause and then a gun shot

The man returns to the phone and says “Now what?”

That has been rated as the worlds funniest joke. Google it or go to www.funny2.com

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A few days ago
Anonymous
My favorite fable is the classic “The Fox and the Grapes.” A fox wandered into a vineyard and saw a bunch of grapes hanging overhead. He tried to reach the grapes, but they were too far over his head. He jumped again and again until he was tired. He tried climbing the trellis but it broke. Several other animals gathered to watch him, and they laughed at him as he tried desperately to reach those grapes that were just beyond his grasp. Finally, exhausted and angry, the fox picked himself up off the ground.

“Pah!” he said. “Those grapes are probably sour. I don’t want them anyway.”

This led to the saying, “Sour grapes” which means pretending that you don’t want something you can’t have anyway.

Good luck.

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A few days ago
Cath
Have you heard of little bunny foo-foo or itsy-bitsy-spider? Something you can do with visuals. It could even be with Popsicle stick puppets/finger puppets. Look up Aesop fables online for more….
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