A few days ago
Teri S

What is “He who farts in church sits in his own pew” called?

What is “He who farts in church sits in his own pew” called?

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A few days ago
Tatsbabe

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Do you mean what is that sort of phrase called? I think it would be called a metaphorical proverb.

If however, you are asking what the male who suffers flatulence alone in church is called, then I am sorry but I haven’t got the foggiest!

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A few days ago
open4one
Sounds like something from a Misfortune Cookie.
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A few days ago
picador
An understatement. More pews than his own would be vacant.
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A few days ago
Anonymous
I’m sorry I shouldn’t admit this because I’m a religious person but I have to admit I chuckled a bit. It was gross but it was clever and funny.
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A few days ago
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A hypocritical priest?
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A few days ago
lkffakyh98lehcoijjgpitjtphuitykl
a homonym – and a smelly one at that. 😉

edit : pew, phew, P.U.

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A few days ago
?
Blessed loner; phew! thank God.
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A few days ago
Sasori Uchiha
a sicko
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A few days ago
arimillion
the breacher /preacher idk send me a email i wanna know that one
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