Up for a malapropism challenge?

Use the words listed below in one or more sentences. You can use any form of the word. But, you must use the word as a malapropism. That is, the listed word is put in place for another similar sounding word with a different meaning. And, the sentence still should make some sense.

Here are the words to use:

corpulence

mesmerize

nutrition

cataclysmic

Top 3 Answers

A few days ago

Anonymous

Favorite Answer

What Happened Officer?! High speed chase. The guy was wanted for nutrition of armed robbery, he hijacked a truck owned by a cattle breeder who was trying to get a load of cataclysm to his heiffers before it mesmerized. That guy looks bad should I call an ambulance?Nah he’s dead call a corpulance.

Okay I cheated on the last one

A few days ago

Guinness

My red corpulences weren’t carrying enough oxygen, so my muscles cataclysmed, resulting in my efforts to swim to shore never reaching nutrition, the last thought weaving through my dying brain was that annoying old commercial…”is it live, or is it mesmerize.”

Poor, I know. The above two answers are great.

A few days ago

Anonymous

The annual rate of corpulence tax needs to be lowered to benefit expanding companies.

Can anyone please tell me how to use the ‘mesmerize’ tool on Photoshop?

A neutral peace-keeping force should be called upon to oversee the nutrition of the conflict zone into different states.

The cause of death was given as a pulmonary cataclysm which had caused an arterial blockage.

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