My dog swallowed it, I even had to follow ol speedo around for hours to get it back still want it.

I couldn’t get on the computer because my dad was on it all day writing stupid food slogans on YA.

I did my homework and then my dad ran out of toilet paper…

I did do my homework we put up aluminum siding and retarred the roof.

My mom is a tree huger and she would have a fit if she saw one piece of paper in our geodesic dome.

I did my homework but then on the way to school my brother bet that I couldn’t fit it up my….

First say “Look here is my homework” then pull out a blank paper. Next say something that sounds like magic words then quickly crumple up the paper. Hide paper in your sleeve then attempt to make paper reappear in your hands then when it doesn’t look embarrassed and ask for more time on it.

Wow bill I thought this was wordplay besides we all know your mother wears army boots! Whats that flap thing that Tarzan wore? She also wears that!

1. I did it, Miss Cravenwartz, but I did it so well that I didn’t want to hand it in and make all the other kids look bad.

2. I’m sorry Mrs. Stumblesplatz, I had it with me on the bus and this homeless kid came up to me and said “spare homework” and I just I had let him have it… then he beat me up and took my homework.

3. Homework? Well Mrs. Fosselbinchner We’re Free Munsons and our religion strictly forbids us from handing in homework on time. The scriptures say it has to be at least three days late.

4. Oh it’s funny you should ask that miss Glinchstickle… by the way, you look ravishing today, and what is that fragrance your wearing? Oh, it’s to die for, Have you lost some weight? Your a twig! etc. etc.

5. Miss Suskelbulchress! How can you talk about homework at a time like this? Do you have any idea what your eyes do to me? I can’t keep this charade up any longer, my body may be ten but my heart is 11 and a half. I knew you were the one from the very first moment I saw your name written on that blackboard!

(Cue piano/4 bar intro)

(Vocals)

Did you say I’ve got a lot to learn…

Well don’t think I’m try-ing not to learn…

Since this is the per-fect spot to learn…

Teach me to-night.

Start-ing with the ABC of it…

Right down to the XYZ of it…

Help me solve the mys-ter-y of it…

Teach me to to-night.

The sky’s a black-board high a-bove you…

And should a shoot-ing star go by…

I’ll use that star to write “I love you”…

A thou-sand times a-cross the sky…

One thing is-n’t ve-ry clear my love…

Should the teach-er stand so near my love…

Grad-u-a-tions al-most here my love…

Teach me to-night…

(break)

(trumpet solo)

(keyboard in on bridge)

DC. al coda

1.) I worked on it for so long so I got tired and slept and drooled on it. I can turn it in if you still want…

2.) My mom said she would help me with it, but she never got around to helping me so I couldn’t start it, then I asked my dad and he got mad and said he was going to a motel.

3.) I wanted to print my essay, but the printer was out of ink, and I don’t have an e-mail address.

4.) I was trying to make a list of all the reasons why I like you, teacher, that I didn’t get around to doing my homework.

5.) I was on Yahoo! answers trying to come up with a reason for why I didn’t do my homework that I forgot to do my homework 🙂

I didn’t have time because I squeezed the toothpaste too hard and it took me hours to get it back into the tube.

The dog peed on it.

My little sister threw up on it.

We had a flood at our house last night and it got soggy.

I did it, but then my sister left the window open and the wind blew so the papers got all blown around the room and when my little brother got up this morning he thought it was scrap paper so he drew on it with his crayons and then my dad thought it was garbage and he used it to light a fire in the fireplace.

Years formerly Snow White confirmed up, there was Twelve Dwarfs. Who have been the different 5 we don’t understand approximately and what exceeded off to them? properly, there replaced into Sleepy, Sneezy, happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, and rfile. yet, the others? They have been properly named: Gabby, Slutty, loopy, Hyper and Wits. Gabby — made use of the present of loquacity, and went directly to pursue a profession as a verbal substitute coach host. Slutty — could no longer administration herself and left to stay in a brothel. loopy — replaced into delusional and concept he replaced into the president and replaced into 302’d. Hyper — went directly to coach for the Olympics…. triumphing the Gold interior the mens a hundred metre sprint. and Wits — Wits went directly to regulation college and now acts via fact the Dwarf’s legal expert.