Here are mine:

Chlamydia Chowder

Barf Stroganoff

Bleach Strangle-off

Grilled Sneeze Sandwich

Moatmeal with resins and barn sugar

Pickled Hair Rings

RAT-tatouille

Bilirubin Sandwich

Mad Cow Roni and Cheese

Bad Corn, Lead Us, and Toe-jammo Sandwich

Flied Green Tommy Toes

My Nipple Upside Down Gack

Egg Cuss Turd

Denver Wormlet

Belching W-Awfuls w/ Slobberries and Wiped Cream

Raw Veal Oily

Sponge-ghetti and Meat Bowels

Barbed-BQ Meat Loofa

Lassie-sagna

…and more

Fig Neutrons

Shish-ka-Bombs

My Nipple Pus-side Down Gack (new recipe)

Karate Cake

…still more

Toner Caserole

Jumbo-lye-a

Fresh Fruit Arm-bruise-ya

Escargoiter

Hush Puppies (…you have to muffle their yelping when you dip them in the hot oil)

Brownies

Pot Roast

Chicken and Toxic Dumplings

Steak …Tar …Tar

Bad Nana Daggeree

Burn Nana Cream Pie

Mint Chewlips

Mud Hellions of Beef

Baked Assholes

Asshole Crisp

French Asshole Pie

Choke Lad Pudding

Mauled Dwarf Salad

Ladyfingers

Terror-me-Sue

Wavy Orange Arrows

Cock Ow Vin

Garotte-Raisin Salad

Corned Beef and Carnage

That’s all folks!

If you have to explain it – then I guess it’s not funny, but…

Brownies (Ya know …those little girls in uniform)

Pot Roast (The Alice B. Toklas variety)

Maybe I should have gone with –

Pothole Roast

With apologies:

Mar Grrr Rita

Meana Stoney Soup

Deviled Dregs

Potty Toe Salad

Spin-Ache and Break-One Quiche

Stake and Kidney Stone Pie

Wheezeburger

Prime Broken Rib

Pillory Cheese Stake

Flay A Fish

Turtle-teeny with Pest Sauce

Ripped Eye Steak

Pretzels with Mustard Gas

Shark Attack of Lamb

Punch Kin Pie

Eyes Scream

Leeches and Cream

Sore bay

Sleazecake

And a list of real food names that scare me

Just for fun:

Head Cheese

Bloody Mary

Blood Pudding

Bangers and Mash

Spotted Dick

Haggis

Cheese Whiz

Moo Goo Gai Pan

pickled beats

pig knuckles sandwich

cremated corn

venomous stew [venison, a stretch],

ham’n cheese on lye

tumor fish salad

black’n blue bean soup

crampberry juice

Key slime pie

coughie or TB?

and

cole slaughter

I’ll be back with more in a few…going to have a glass of pinot egregious, love that.

Hey Snoopy, those were good! I liked flay of fish.

bill, those belching waffles made me laugh out loud, and I don’t do that often.

something just occurred to me…

french fried bunion rings.