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Pete: Quite well actually – I just won the lottery!

Bart:: Really?! How much did you win?

Pete: Seven hundred sixty two million nine hundred fifty eight thousand three hundred forty two dollars and 12 cents.

Bart: That’s a wad of cash, baby! Can I have some?

Pete: Unfortunately, …no.

Bart: Very sad. Very, very sad.

Pete: Well, why should I give you some of it? EVERYBODY wants a piece of me NOW.

Bart: Xenia.

Pete: You expect me to give you some of my winnings because of …what?

Bart: Zuloanna, then. C’mon, give me some for Zuloanna.

Pete: Are you nuts?! Wait, …I meant to say …You ARE nuts?

Bart: Bambi. What about Bambi? Certainly, you could spare a few hundred thousand for Bambi?

Pete: Certainly? What the heck are you talking about?!

Bart: Didn’t I tell you about my new job?

Pete: Errrr, …no?

Bart: Fairchild Cancer Institute. I’m the new Director of Donor Development. Xenia, Zuloanna and Bambi are some of the kids we are treating there. Great kids.

Pete: Gosh, I didn’t know.

Bart: How much would you like to give? I can take care of all the income tax filings and get your picture on our “Wall of Fame.”

Pete: I don’t know …would, say …five hundred million be enough?

Bart: Just make the check out to me.

Pete: Knock me over with a feather. I’m …I’m …speechless. I never would have figured you for some bigtime fund raiser …what with your criminal background and everything.

Bart: Life can be funny that way. Um, …Can we get on with the check, now?

Pete: Make it out to you, right?

Bart: Oh, yeah!

2) Ask her if she has any questions and then tell her the basics. Keep it as simple and short. The longer you talk the less she will listen.

3) What if she has already you now?

4) Except it and put her on the pill.

5) Okay thanks

6) Your Welcome

I feel like a nut doing this’

Hang on a minute

I really have to go

Just like you

Karl will be expecting me

Leave him to fend for himself for once

Martha’s there so he’ll need rescuing

No, we have to sort this thing out

Oh, we’ve been over it endless times and we can’t

Please

Questioner just given you 2 points so be happy with that!

2) Fried green ham?

1) Ignorant jerk…kiss Lem’s nimble orifice!

2) Petulant quirkster, raunchy steroid-taker… unearthing vacuous worn xrays yourself…

1) Zombie!

2) call darling…..

1) enough fooling!

2) Gladly, Harrold.