2) Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my other girlfriend would find out because she’s a lot sharper than you!

3) The long and winding road leads to, “Daddy are we there yet? Billy won’t let me use the GameBoy. I’m hungry, can we stop for a ice cream cone? How much longer is it ’til we get there? I gotta pee real bad! Mommy, I think I left the water running in the bathtub. What’s that red flashing light behind us for? What does ‘S.O.B.’ mean, Daddy? Why are we stopping? Can I get out, now? I really gotta pee! Who’s that man with the gun and sunglasses? Is he famous? Is he giving you his autograph? That man was nice, wasn’t he Mommy? He said we should, ‘Have a nice day and drive careful.’ Why is Daddy not smiling? Can I have pie with dinner? Are we there yet? Mommy, I’m bored. Tell Billy to stop looking at me. O.K., now Billy is touching me. Make Billy stop not looking at me and pretending to touch me. Why are we stopping? I can get out now! Oh, goody cause I really gotta go, bad! Daddy, wait! I’m not finished. Wait! Daddy, Mommy, COME BACK! …Well, you’ll be sorry when some bad guy comes and kidnaps me…”

4) Stop the presses!! There is no ANY key!

5) If Rosie, Britney, and Paris got together it would be called:

The Goof, The Bald, and the Mug-(shot)-ly.

2. Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my lips would fall off! (hmphmmmm)

3. The long and winding road leads to nausea (urk!)

4. Stop the presses!! Weather forecast: Sun or Rain Expected Today with Darkening Tonight

5. If Rosie, Britney and Paris got together it would be called Wrestlemania!

2] Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my mother in law would move in and watch every step I took for the rest of her life!

3] The long and winding road leads to ashes in the urn, or 8 feet long, six feet under.

4] Stop the presses!!! ROSIE, BRITNEY AND PARIS GOT TOGETHER, opened up a bar, and called it O’donnell’s Spears ‘n Beers

5] If Rosie, Britney and Paris got together it would be called mutt, sl*t and smut.

2) Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my face would be smiling!

3) The long and winding road leads to motion sickness.

4) Stop the presses!! (CHIHUAHUA CONVICTED OF ARMED ROBBERY…police stumped)

5) If Rosie, Britney, and Paris got together it would be called The Three Trampiteers return

2) Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my spleen would explode and my liver would quiver!

3) The long and winding road leads to the Bates Motel.

4) Stop the presses!! SUNSHINE MACGILLICUTTY AND THE HUSSY FROM HOBOKEN HAVE A FIGHT IN THE LONG BRANCH.

One injury was reported. An on-looker, Miss Kitty Russell, is reportedly recovering from multiple bruises and sprains. Apparently, while in a drunken state, she decided to give a medieval tap dance recital in the middle of the chaos. More on Page 5.

5) If Rosie, Britney, and Paris got together it would be called The Three Stooges Reunite!!!

1) you’re about as close to getting it right as I am to getting it wrong.

2) Of course I would never cheat on you!!! If I did my computer would block me from y!a . [haha that’s stupid]

3)The long and winding road leads to me puking on you.

4)Stop the presses!! The tabloids are actually telling the truth!

5)If Rosie, Britney, and Paris got together it would be called Paritsey or three times isn’t the charm.

haha that was fun. a star for you!

2. peepee – fall off.

3. dunkin donuts

4. Its batman

5 One night in Rosie.

2. thumb- hurt

3. Aunt Helen’s House

4. Someone just stepped in dog crap.

5. Lesjunkwhore meeting.

2. weiner, shrivel

3. Hell

4. Hell Freezes Over Because Silva Asks a Mildly Entertaining Question

5. a bald lesbian attention whore