2. The early bird… gets to make coffee for the rest of the birds.

3. Three strikes and… the professional bowler cheers!

4. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man… quite boring.

5. A bird in the hand is worth… only a little more than the droppings it will leave in your hand.

6. An apple a day… is a lousy way to bribe the teacher.

7. Lie with dogs, wake up with… loose fur all over your jacket.

8. A minute on the lips… is the reason the Chapstick® company is so rich.

2. The early bird is early to rise.

3. Three strikes and you’re out, and so you’re six more strikes away, because we have a three-out policy.

4. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man cranky come 9 p.m.

5. A bird in the hand is worth the middle finger.

6. An apple a day increases the odds you will choke on an apple.

7. Lie with the dogs, wake up with a bithc.

8. A minute on the lips is all you need.

2. The early bird decapitates the worm.

3. Three strikes and you get thirty points in bowling.

4. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man more susceptible to heart disease.

5. A bird in the hand is worth another bird in the other hand.

6. An apple a day is like a horses hay.

7. Lie with dogs, wake up with cheese.

8. A minute on the lips, will leave a hickey.

2. The early bird Drops the first turd.

3. Three strikes and You suck.

4. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man, not tired

5. A bird in the hand is worth its weight in feathers.

6. An apple a day makes your teacher happy.

7. Lie with dogs, wake up with lots of fleas.

8. A minute on the lips, is a weird things to do.

2. annoys those that are not morning birds

3. and the Johnson family has a chance to steal

4. well liked by his lady friends

5. about $1.59 a pound

6. will make a person sick of eating apples

7. the dogs butt on your face

8. an eternity in your heart