No, but I was Marandized until Maranda had to go home!

You people need to chill. do you think we like reading those right to you. Nope, we don’t care all we know is that you broke the law and reguarless of what you say, your going to jail. I have read many people their rights, and do they understand them…. nope, most normal people can’t understand them, much less anyone who is on some kind of drug or drunk. i always hated reading rights to people because i think everyone should know their rights, and if they don’t know them they shouldn’t be committing crimes in the first place. And heres another thing, most of the people i arrested didn’t know i could arrest them and put them in jail without reading them their miranda rights. They would scream at me and say,” you can’t put me in jail B8tc$, you haven’t read me my rights!” but the simple fact is…. if i don’t ask you any questions about the crime… i don’t have to read you your rights. So all you haters out there that hate cops, chill out. Look at it from my point of view. i don’t like reading those miranda rights to you just as much as you don’t like being arrested. Ok now that i got that out, i can’t speak for ever cop out there, and yes there are some that are bad. If you were treated unfairly by a cop then this is not aimed towards you, but if you just hate cops, then you are mean! So i guess the moral of this story is cops don’t have to read you the miranda rights every time you get arrested. oh yeah and guinness you cut me real deep…..real deep lol

OK, I am an attorney, but when they cuffed me and threw me against the car, I screamed ‘eff you mutha fucka’ and they could have read the bill of rights, it would not have meant a G.D. thang to me. Lawyers stink, and being one I am entitled, but cops smell more like road kill than my fellow *****. Met a couple of ’em I did not hate, but most are power hungry egomaniacs who think a blue suit gives them the right to be a complete prick.

I have no recollection of those events at this time. However, with the advise and assistance of counsel, I may be able to recall them a latter date.

They tried to read them to me but with my appetite they couldn’t get the first word in.

F****** Jews! No I was drunk. No I just want to say I apologize and i will be going to rehab.

no they didn’t. DAMN COPS.