A few days ago
Silva

Can you PLEASE rescue the Lovely Lady Minerva by completing this tale with something amusing?

Lady Minerva was in trouble once more. She had fallen madly in love with OLD Lord Rochester. He was kind, handsome,worldly and rich. Unfortuately, she had tired of his *ahem* bedrooms skills! She wanted to marry him and she didn’t want to cheat but………what was a lady to do!!!……………She decided……

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A few days ago
John S

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….to set his love for her to the test. That way she would surely know if she was merely infatuated with a misplaced father figure or if this, what she felt, was a real as she hoped for.

Although it was seemingly simple no suitor thus far had passed this straightforward obstacle to her undying dedication and total heart key.

As she began to formulate exactly the who and the how using local elements towards “The Test” she caught herself hoping the mature aged Gentleman was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. She actually found herself willing him to pass.

Maybe the years he had recently spent by himself following the sudden death of his third wife had blown out the flames of passion. An extended mourning of some such. Respect for a noble woman, the pictures suggested great beauty…

That was it! beaming to herself Lady Minerva had a flash of insight that may even preclude even needing to use the test on this lovely man.

She would present as a a replacement for his late wife’s physical beauty!

Though an immediate mental handbrake made her shudder…but that would involve…yes.

She looked in the bedroom mirror and considered the dread locks that had managed to set her apart and assist her rise to social notoriety over the last five years.

They would have to go…

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A few days ago
Rich
to end the relationship in a way that would keep him from ever pursuing her again. She went to the local Kingdom Adult Toy Store and purchased competitive pieces of hardware to attach to her shoulders, a few to dangle on a makeshift necklace, and three to utilize as juggling devices. She then went home to him with her new clothing accessories and, while holding scissors, stated that she was now tired of utilizing fake devices and would like real ones to please her audiences more.

Well, if I were Lord Rochester, I definitely would end the relationship there.

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4 years ago
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stunning female Minerva went to a coarse facet of city, primary to be frequented by employing “females of the night.” There, she secured the centers of Rose Randall, between the extra infamous females of that occupation. She paid Rose double her prevalent value, and defined to her the plan. Minerva then went to verify Mrs. Hyacinthe Ringrose, a great and virtuous woman with a intense-minded sense of justice, and an intense dislike for Lord Reilly. interior the previous, Lord Reilly had additionally propositioned Mrs. Ringrose, and then unfold rumors approximately her whilst she declined to succumb. At his everyday time, Lord Reilly grow to be strolling interior the very busiest component to city, on his thank you to the Dartmouth Gentleman’s affiliation for his previous due afternoon highball. He in simple terms reached the front of the construction, whilst Rose strolled up and and reported “i do no longer think you have met my toddler, Lord Reilly. that is yours!” Rose heavily opened up the blanket from around the face of slightly one that she grow to be carrying — one that surely were born to Hyacinthe some months in the past. certainly everyone on the city observed Lord Reilly’s face pass ashen. His knees buckled and he sunk to the stairs in front of the Dartmouth Gentleman’s affiliation. It grow to be sparkling to certainly everyone that he were with Rose, or he does no longer have appeared so bothered with reference to the accusation. observe unfold immediately throughout the time of city, and Lord Reilly’s days of propositioning and bullying females have been over. author’s notice: Apologies and thank you for borrowing from in the past questions by employing Silva and SunnyMac.
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A few days ago
Mansoor K
get married…catch him having a affair and get half of everything!! 🙂

or

to find herself anther man!

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A few days ago
Anonymous
I doubt it somehow
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A few days ago
?
that she would love him anyway
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A few days ago
Amanda Y
….to call Sue Johanson….:-)
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