The last time I laughed was because I’m a Roman Catholic, and have been since before I was born, and the one thing they say about Catholics is they’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.

During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said, “Let’s get physical, physical, I want to get physical. Let me hear your body talk.”

Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, “You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal.”

When the coast guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of, “A weembo way a weembo way a weembo way a weembo way…”

In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled “I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener! Then everyone would be so proud of me!”

2. The last time I laughed was because I Smacked That.

3. During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said, Shut Up and Drive.

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, I Shot the Sheriff, but I Did Not Shoot the Deputy.

5. When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of Hey Jude

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled Helter Skelter!

2. The last time I laughed was because I was Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool. (Pink Floyd)

3. During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said, Look what you’ve done. (Jet)

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said,Why do you get all the love in the world? (nine inch nails)

5. When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of If you want me to stay

I’ll be around today (Red hot chili peppers)

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled We are your overlords. (Zeppelin)

That was fun 🙂

2. The last time I laughed was because “Hellzapoppin” (Louis Armstrong)

3. During the surgery, the Doctor looked at the assistant and said, “The Needle and the Damage Done” (Neil Young)

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, “Dream a Little Dream of Me” (Several Artists)

5. When the Coastguard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of “Help” ( The Beatles).

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled ” Deer eat oats and Does eat oats and Little Lambs Eat Ivy” (don’t know!)

The last time I laughed was because grandma got run over by a reindeer…

During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said help I need somebody help…

Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, We ‘re in the money, we’re in the money…

When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of I’m singing in the rain singing in the rain

In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled take me out to the ball game…

2. The last time I laughed was because “The dish and the spoon were evicted from the table and eloped. We’ve had trouble with the milk and the moon ever since. Maybe it’s a female thing!” (RENT)

3. During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said “What am I supposed to do now?” (Hughes Jedd

Song: I Don’t Have a Clue – actual title)

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said “If my friends could see me now.” (Sweet Charity)

5. When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of “It’s rainng men! Hallelujah, it’s raining men!” (Weather Girls)

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled “Do you believe in life after love?” (Cher)

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled I’m too sexy ofr my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, I’m too sexy!

Sorry, I thought of another one and could not help posting it as well.

The last time I laughed was because “I shot the sheriff but I didn’t shoot the deputy”

During the surgery the doctor looked at the nurse and said “The leg bone is connected to the knee bone the knee bone is connected to…”

Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said “take the money and run”

When the coast guard rescue the storm victims they were greeted with shouts of “New Orleans is sinking and I don’t wanna swim”

In the middle of a baseball game, am man ran out on the diamond and yelled “One, Two,Three strikes your out at the old ball game!”

2. The last time I laughed was because “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”..

3. During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said,”U cant touch this.” (Mc Hammer)

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said,”It’s not too late to whip it…whip it good!” (Devo).

5. When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of “Schlop, Schloppy Joe, yeah! ( Adam Sandler)

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” (Sir Mix-A-Lot)

#2. The last time I laughed was when I PUT A TOAD DOWN TAMMY’S DRESS. SOMEBODY SNITCHED ON ME

#3/ During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said, SILVER THREADS AND GOLDEN NEEDLES CANNOT MEND THIS HEART OF MINE.

#4. Just before the bank robbers left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, I’M SORRY, SO SORRY. PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

#5. When the coast guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of WELL HELLO DOLLY! WELL HELLO DOLLY! IT’S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG.

#6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled I FEEL GOOD LIKE I KNEW THAT I WOULD.

2. The last time I laughed was because __” If You want my body and You Think I’m Sexy”_.

3. During the surgery, the doctor looked at his assistant and said, ____”Yes I beleive, I trully believe Miracles can be”___

4. Just before the bank robber left, he turned to the people in the bank and said, _”Please forgive me”__________.

5. When the Coast Guard rescued the storm victims, they were greeted with shouts of __’Help I need Somebody,”____________

6. In the middle of the baseball game, a man ran out on the diamond and yelled ___” We are the champions my friend”

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