2)If God wanted me to diet, he would have given me an insatiable urge to eat tofu.

3)I can’t smile when you’re micromanaging every facet of my working life! Buzz off!…:-)

4)There’s NOTHING as absurd as a California jury. knowwhatimean?

2. If god wanted me to have money, he would have given me a rich husband.

3. I cant smile when you’re passing gas.

4. There’s nothing as absurd as a gynecologist examining a man for testicular cancer.

2) If God wanted me to believe He would have given me credulity.

3) I can’t smile when you’re shirking.

4) There’s NOTHING as absurd as pretense.

2. If God wanted me to blow myself He would have given me a gun.

3. I can’t smile when you’re farting next to me.

4. There’s NOTHING absurd as Vice President Cheney.

2) If God wanted me to_multiply_ He would have given me_50 Cent_.

3) I can’t smile when you’re_sad_.

4) There’s NOTHING as absurd as_this question_.

2) If God wanted me to do the hustle, He would have given me a leather hat.

3) I can’t smile when you’re throwing underwear at the ceiling fan.

4) There’s NOTHING as absurd as a man wearing a leather hat and using his catapult to throw underpants at a ceiling fan while dancing the hustle with God at a van down by the river.

2. If god wanted me to be brave he would of had given me a brain.

3. I can’t smile wwhen you’re looking at me.

4. There’s NOTHING as absurd as kissing a donkey.

2) If God wanted me to think, he would have given me a man’s brain.

3) I can’t smile when you’re taking a dump in the bathroom with the door opened.

4) There’s NOTHING as absurd as President Bush trying to speak intellectually.

2) If God wanted me to like you He would have given me lower expectations.

3) I can’t smile when you’re singing.

4) There’s NOTHING as absurd as a toothless idiot winning the lottery.

2.) If God wanted me to be smart, He would have given me brains.

3.) I can’t smile when you’re near me.

4.) There’s NOTHING as absurd as an absurd bird flying through a window.