* “I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want

to look like one”

Oprah Winfrey:

* “You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.”

* “Devote today to something so daring even you can’t believe you’re doing it.”

* “Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.”

* “Your mistake does not define who you are…you are your possibilities”

Home Simpson:

* “When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

* “’To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?”

* “Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!”

Aaliyah:

* “You have to love what you do to want to do it everyday.”

Dolly Parton:

* “The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”

* “We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

* “You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.”

Princess Diana:

* “Everyone needs to be valued. Everyone has the potential to give something back.”

* “The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.”

Mother Theresa of Calcutta:

* “We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love.”

* “Peace begins with a smile.”

A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I believe that it’s better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.

I love Mae West.

Here are two sad ones I really like.

“And the book says, “We may be through with the past but the past ain’t through with us.” From the movie Magnolia

“Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame and it is all in vain to call it if it chooses to refuse.” Carmen

I think that’d be a good one without the first sentence too.