If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids , 3 who were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.

He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

Amateurs…built the ark.

Professionals…built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 3 have done time for assault

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

Can you guess which organization this is?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.