“Bill, are you alright? You seem to be shaking quite a bit,” said Monica.

“Nawwwwwwww. I ain’t scared…..My knees always knock together,” answered Bill.

“Alright, but I still think you should calm down a bit and stop staring so much at that security camera. Hey!! That looks like Hillary!!! She seems to be walking down the hall towards us…”

“Oh, no!” said Bill, “Get out from under my desk!”

“Not on MY watch!” declared Monica. “I came here to do something, and damnit I’m going to finish!”

Bill was overcome with fear and anxiety, but he was having too much fun to say no. Hillary began to knock on the door as Monica was wrapping up. He had told her he’d be out that day, but if he made any noise his cover would be blown… in more ways than one.

“I shall not scream. I shall NOT scream….(((EEK!!)))” thought Bill. And finally, he let out a loud scream.

Hillary began to knock on the door and scream from the outside.

“Quick, my wife can’t find you! Run out the escape door and get in my private jet. It will take you to Vegas and I’ll meet you there later,” said Bill.

“No can do….. I get airsick,” said Monica.

Just then Hillary managed to bust open the door. When she saw what was happening, she started to make this loud high pitched noise, almost like a tea kettle. All of a sudden, her head exploded, and the force was so strong that it blew the entire white house up into space. All that remained was a plot of land where the White House once resided. NASA had a representative on the scene within minutes, but by then it was too late.

The White House can now be seen orbiting the Earth serving as a second moon.