-Jayne Cobb: Firefly-

or

Rosencrantz: Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?

Guildenstern: No.

Rosencrantz: Nor do I, really…It’s silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead…which should make all the difference…shouldn’t it? I mean, you’d never know you were in a box, would you? It would be just like being asleep in a box. Not that I’d like to sleep in a box, mind you, not without any air—you’d wake up dead, for a start, and then where would you be? Apart from inside a box. That’s the bit I don’t like, frankly. That’s why I don’t think of it…

if everyone treats you like a child, you might as well act like one and throw your tv out the hotel room window

cows go quack, ducks go oink, and pigs go moo

i was uncool b4 being uncool was cool

be a loser bc being cool is so overated

popularity is a social disease

i love you, you idiot

my brain doesn’t work NEmore

G F ck Y rs lf

Would you like to buy a vowel?

b urself, everyone else is taken

i ****** ur mother

idk, my bff jill?

ok…..i’m done

“You are sucking all the enjoyment out of motherhood”

I’m paranoic and so am I.

Dr. Strangelove

hila-rious!