Phrases to use for an essay. ones to “complain”?

this is for a pet peeve essay.

i need good ideas that are non-cliches. some that are like..

-burns my biscuits.

-steams my glasses

-blind as my grandma without her tri-focals

or like annoying things

-itching mosquito bites

-Paris Hilton acting dumb on the Simple Life

I always pick best answers! =]

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anobium625

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— unpurrs my pussycat

— calls for Valium

— hits my Reject button

— snarls my fishing line

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