Oh, you may quote me.

To live and burn in everlasting fire,

So I might have your company in hell,

But to torment you with my bitter tongue!

— William Shakespeare. Titus Andronicus, V:1.

but the one I use to anger the people I dislike is this one:

I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my a$s

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If I ever give a $hit, you’ll be the first one I give it to.

You’re so open-minded, your brains fell out.

Sorry, I don’t speak Stupid.

Nothing says Stupid quite like your face does.

Look in my eyes. Do you see one ounce of Give A $hit?

It’s okay to be ugly, but you’re abusing the privilege.

It must suck to be you.

If stupidity was illegal, you’d be America’s Most Wanted!

No, no, it’s ok. I’m interrupted by morons all the time.

YOU DROPPED the soap and YOU LIKED IT!

Your mother should have eaten you at birth

G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF. Would you like to buy a vowel?

Your mom should have SWALLOWED

Mcgoohan, Patrick

There are lots more at the web site.

classic insults, Shakespearean and otherwise

http://www.insult-o-matic.com/

or search imdb.com for memorable quotes from your fav’e movies

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.”