Hope is the thing with feathers

That perches in the soul,

And sings the tune without the words,

And never stops at all,

My favorite ones are :-

“If you ever wish to seek yourself, look not in a mirror. For there is but a shadow there, a stranger” – Silenius, Odes to Truth.

“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” – Hitch Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.

When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

i was walking down the street through town, a man and his clipboard stopped me, he said’ ‘sir, did you know that in the time youve been stood here, 3 animals have died in captivity?’

‘okay, i wont stand here then….” it was probably just a coincidence really…