come to school with lots of stupid little toys made of any thing. when your teacher takes one away whip out another toy and eventually they get really pissed off. Also when you sit in front of the class and teachers are lectureing stare right into theirs eyes. they wont get mad put after a couple of days they will get fraeked out and never try to look at you giving you a chance to do whet you want. also when a teacher says something like co2 is heavier than air make them prove it. when ever they claim something tell them to prove it. ask lots of questions. take off your shoes. cross your eyes constantly. tap or snap your fingers. constanly sharpen your pencil. constantly drop your pencil. eat in class. read a history book in math. throw things at people. pack up your things 5 minutes before the bell rings. say im hungry all the time.

write things on the chalk board, i used to write free world when the teacher wasnt looking, he took it jokingly,

u can have everyone talk at the same time, write different dates on papers, change things on the chalkboard, just mess with things the teacher has set up and throw her off and confuse her

You could always get a sudden uncontrolable fit of belches. Or you could develop a very unique signature and use it on all your homework papers–like maybe use that yellow highlighter to sign your name over the whole page of homework?

Hmmm…does approaching the coming school year with planned hostility really meet a need of yours? What are you actually angry about?

if you have a really short teacher, put all the writing utensils for the chalk/white board on the top of the board so your teacher can’t reach them.

question everything they teach you in class. ask if they’re serious.

sleep through class, never listen too him. lol but all this made me stay in the same grade and now im a freshmen again.

do ur spanish homework in english and ur english homework in spanish and pass it off as a simple mistake

next time u ask to go to the bathroom and teach says no piss in the trash can, i did.

Show up for class every day that should piss them off.

Don’t do it!! Teachers aren’t as stupid as you may think they are!! Give us a break, silly kids!!!