A few days ago
Anonymous

How can i get sick really fast and not go to school for 5 days only?

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A few days ago
eli_star

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Most schools have a number of days in a row that a student can miss before they have to produce an doctor’s okay to return to school. I seem to remember it being 3 or 4 days in a row. You might want to fake a shorter illness.

I hope you aren’t serious about truly getting sick. Plus, isn’t it the beginning of the school year? Is is that bad already?

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A few days ago
pmguy
Alright, im wondering why you need to skip school because it would help to know but pick the two (maybe 3 if you want to risk getting caught) days of school that you really need to miss. Then just turn your alarm off in the morning and lay there. Eventually your parents will check on you. When they do just roll over and look at them like your pretty uncomfortable. Tell them in a soft, sick sounding voice and protest in that voice if they tell you to go. If your really desperate go in the bathroom and pour two cups of water down the toilet because it sounds like you know what.
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A few days ago
updo
You cannot run away from your problems. Reading “The Masque of the Red Death” might help you learn this lesson.
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A few days ago
La Bamba
Car Antifreeze tastes yummy.
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A few days ago
someoneelse04
um, what? oh, wait, the yankees thing says it all…omg..so sorry..couldn’t resist as I’m from Boston..lol…oh, just deal with whatever you need to deal with, you’ll be much better off in the long run…
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A few days ago
smaug8133
lol your an idiot… play hookie or go to school
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