“How do YOU hide your anorexia?”

“Is bulimia a valid weight-loss method?”

“Is ‘paper-bagging’ your pants still cool?”

“Will today be sooooo yesterday tomorrow?”

For the slightly more intellectual interviewee, you might ask:

“What color underwear do you pick to wear, based on the color of the pants that will be halfway down to your knees?”

“What percentage of your homework gets done by people on Yahoo Answers…and how did you calculate that percentage?”

“How many stairs will you fall down today because your shoelaces are untied?”

“How many shades of black do your Goth classmates wear at any one time?”

“Is rap really crap without the ‘C’?”