A few days ago
Anonymous

The funniest example sentence in the class?

My paper is so boring and I want to “spice it up” with some untypical examples. I am sick of all this “i go to work every day” and “i will see you tomorrow” stuff. what is the funniest example you could think of? or you heard?

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A few days ago
Anonymous

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I’m not sure exactly what you are looking for here, but the best excuse I ever heard when someone was late was “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard and it took half an hour to get it back into the tube.”

Hope it helps.

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A few days ago
norcekri
One of our 5th-grade assignments was to punctuate the following sentence, using quotation marks in two different ways:

Mother said Tommy the turtle has escaped

Now, most of us came up with things such as:

Mother said, “Tommy, the turtle has escaped.”

“Mother!” said Tommy, “the turtle has escaped!”

One of my classmates entered our favorite:

“Mother,” said Tommy the turtle, “has escaped!”

Other than that, try taking some highly unusual situation and conjugating your verb. For instance,

What did we agree about pulling out each other’s nose hair?

The assistant principal is slowly crossing his eyes on C-SPAN.

Do those help?

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A few days ago
brooklyn7582
MY COWORKER once was late and said it was “b/c he drank his juice too fast” yeah a 40 year old man! GROW UP

Then it happened again and it was “I got shampoo in my eyes and it slowed me down bc my eyes were burning so long!”

LOL seriously excuses excuses

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A few days ago
ziaq
Paint it Red
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A few days ago
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When you have done something & said “It wasnt me!!!” haha…oh dear thats not too good is it!!
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