Have you seen the Birds? That’s step one. I haven’t for a while and can’t remember the plot outside of really mean birds.

Step two is just trying to be cool with explaining it. Or why not funny? Pretend you’re the voice in movie previews that always starts with, “In a world where…”

Try this: “In a world where a turkey could make YOU it’s Thanksgiving Dinner…”

Or… “Like Phonebooth… with BIRDS!!!”

Or… “And you thought avian flu was scary before!”

Written by Daphne DuMaurier

With Jessica Tandy, winner of Oscar,Emmy,Golden Globe and 4 Tony awards

Filmed on the beautiful Sonoma coast.

“It could be the most terrifying picture I have ever made.”

Alfred Hitchcock

“…and remember the next scream you hear may be your own.”___Alfed Hitchcock

All the taglines below are from the source listed here. Make sure you cite it.

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It could be the most terrifying motion picture I have ever made!

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Nothing You Have Ever Witnessed Before Has Prepared You for Such Sheer Stabbing Shock!

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The Birds is coming!

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…And remember, the next scream you hear could be your own