A few days ago
Anonymous

My heighbour Granny Smith is the apple of my eye with golden hair and a delicious smile but i cant get near—

because there are to many bramley,s in the way.How can i orchardstrate some success in this field

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A few days ago
The Duke of W

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Cooker a nice meal on your Braeburn and hey presto, Cox in cider!
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A few days ago
brainlady
Core you’d make a lovely pare. Stop the others Pippin you to the post by showing her a slice of life. However, don’t press her too much for a de-cider or expect her to fall in to your lap. She might applely run off with Russet any minute which Cox up your plans for a fruitful relationship.
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A few days ago
Anonymous
Plant some granny smith seeds, Johnny Appleseed.
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A few days ago
Dinky
You could offer to fete her with a Gala in Rome or a Jazz concert at Mt. Fuji? Perhaps that would turn her into a Pink Lady.
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A few days ago
captbullshot
Granny Smiths are always green, to get to the core of your problem…
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A few days ago
Tatsbabe
Pie’d have to say that in your arms, many a granny would crumble!
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A few days ago
jim1
not sure

but if it wasn`t for your old man the alderberry being such a gooseberry i would kick your rasberry untill it ws a black and blueberry

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A few days ago
Anonymous
Head for the produce department of almost any grocery store. By the way, you might want to use the spell-checker before you submit.
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