A few days ago
Anonymous

whats a good comback for when someone says..?

when someone jokes around and says f* you..or shut upp! i want a good comeback for my friends and then theyll get jealous lol

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A few days ago
alwaysmoose

Favorite Answer

“Your mom”
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A few days ago
tink
When someone tells u stuff like that, the best thing to do is say the Opposite of what they expect you to say! Say something like, “ooo you look so damn cute when you’re mad”! This kind of comeback will change a guy’s thinking from angry to sexy. Try it, it’ll be less wear n tear on ur emotions too and it really feels good!
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A few days ago
Kat
Simply give them a pitying look and say, “Is that ALL you can come up with? You need to expand your vocabulary and come up with something a little more creative, girlfriend!” If they are joking around, you can joke back in the same vein.
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A few days ago
SecundzNotis
No matter what anyone says to you, under any situation…say what they said with the word ‘you’ or ‘your’ in front of it. I work construction…even if someone tells me what I think is a bad idea, I just say “you’re a bad idea”. If someone says f* you, just say with a smirk, “you f* you’. Almost always gets a laugh as well.
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A few days ago
Butch46
If its a girl on the first one,say I didn’t know you swung that way,if its a guy,say I’m not that hard up!! 2nd one just say,its a free country!!!
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A few days ago
Anonymous
eat me or go f*** yourself are some jaw dropping comebacks. You can also say STFU or call that person a piece of sh**
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A few days ago
Anonymous
Blow me is always pretty good . Or just shrug your shoulder , like you dont give a Fk.
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A few days ago
Barb Outhere
Why not try “You wish!”, “No thanks”, “That’ a long queue” or “You’re not my type, sorry” for F-you, like they are really asking if they can.

For “shut up” you can ask “Why, aren’t you finished interrupting yet?” or “Oh. Is it your turn to bore us?”

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A few days ago
tx_mstry_lady
You could say “you couldn’t hanlde it”, or maybe “I dont swing that way, but I’ll try to find you someone who does”
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A few days ago
Anonymous
get really angry and be like YOUR MOM! or something random. try to keep a straight face if its possible :L
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A few days ago
tinkerbell_tinkers
What time? If they say f**k you

I”ll shut up when you shut up!

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