No. but I couldn’t fall any further.

What. I’m on the floor? How did that happen?

No. I was practicing falling out as part of my parachute training.

No, that’s where I wake up.

You would too if you had a bed as hard as this.

Doesn’t everybody?

Well, we are in Japan, aren’t we?

Yeah. Someone told me you’d been in this bed and i didn’t want to catch anything.

When you’ve drunk as much as I did last night the floor is a good option.

The floor? Hell, I though the bed was hard.

So, what’s it to you where I choose to sleep?

It’s comfier than the closet.

You always sleep on your SISTER …sorry, …I meant DOG? …Maybe that was your sister.

I always sleep on the softest thing I can find, …and I prefer redheads.

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You always that happy to see me in the morning?

I have better things to do than sleep at night. …Don’t you?

My father always told me if I was going to be an asss I might as well be a smart one. Nobody likes a dumb asss.

Why don’t you come back tomorrow morning and find out.

I’d really should complain to hotel management about my accommodations, shouldn’t I?

If you’d point out the hotel manager, I’d issue a formal complaint about the accommodations.

The accommodations do need to be upgraded, but I understand you have eaten all the hay.

Maybe you should ask your daughter where I like to sleep.

You should come down here and give it try. …I’ll hold your gun for you.

Sometimes I do this to get connected to the ground.

or, I like to save time and be ready to start my push ups as soon as i open my eyes. However your first thing to do is to develop your sense of humor.

Mom, is that you?

Yes, my gun’s under the bed.