In my attempt to hear what the guy was screaming, I fell off the top of the dresser, into the sheet rock dividing our two apartments. Too bad I wasn’t 3.) born to fly. I wouldn’t be trying to pry myself out of this wall!!

I could hear a wee bit better now, I could hear what sounded like 4.) buckets of rain. I placed my ear to the other wall and heard a female voice say 2.) “Baby’s request; sing 1.) Be Bop A Lula!”

I dropped the phone and began trying to free myself from the wall ! The neighbor’s problem suddenly appeared 5.)beneath still waters….it’s quite a drop to the floor. I finally worked myself out and went down with a THUD!

I picked up the phone and dialed my apartment manager’s office. She answered in her nice, professional tone of voice. In the background I could hear the song 6.) Because you love me. I said “Oh, never mind, I’ll call later.” How will I ever explain this hole in the wall?

(LINE) BENEATH STILL WATERS i was (LINE) BORN TO FLY. (LINE) BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME i cry (LINE) BUCKETS OF RAIN. At my (LINE) BABY’S REQUEST i did a (LINE) BE BOP A LULA

*thinks* okay that’s possibly the WORST thing i’ve ever heard! *thinks* how about………….

(LINE) BENEATH STILL WATERS at (LINE) BABY’S REQUEST (LINE) BE BOP A LULA drank up shots of J.D like they were (LINE) BUCKETS OF RAIN. Stating, “i do this (LINE) BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.” Heavily intoxicated she wrapped herself in a tablecloth and climbed to the roof, because she swore she was (LINE) BORN TO FLY.

*thinks* okay quite possibly i topped the last one in terms of being the WORST!!!