The lawyer turned to his client and said, “Before we go to trial I will need to know you’re innocent_________.” The client replied, “I didn’t fo the caper.____________.” Satisfied that he was up to snuff, the lawyer took the case, defending his client.

On the day of the trial, the Judge looked at the defendant who was accused of plucking chickens without permission________ and said, “how do you explain the feathers that were found in your living room?___________.”

The defendant merely admitted, “Leaky pillow–and no money for goosedown,”___________ and shrugged __________ . The courtroom became a bedlam of laughter___________.

The headlines the next day read:

“Accused chicken plucker tickles fancy of courtroom____________________________…

The client replied, “_i haven’t a clue. should i plead out?__.” Satisfied that he was up to snuff, the lawyer took the case, defending his client.

On the day of the trial, the Judge looked at the defendent who was accused of _killing an actress__ and said, “_What do you think this is, the People’s Court?__.”

The defendent merely _smiled__ and _no Your Honour, Judge Judy__ . The courtroom became a _madhouse_.

The headlines the next day read:

“_Mistrial declared. Jury split 10-2 on guitly verdict.____…

On the day of the trial, the Judge looked at the defendent who was accused of raping sheep in the hills and said, “Can i come and join you next time too, sounds like fun.”

The defendent merely Shook his head and said “your not the only one doing that, we all go there but you have to pay the farmer and invite the police force too so just so they can all join the party” . The courtroom became a Huge orgy and everyone was planning a coach trip around Wales.

The headlines the next day read:

“Free coach trip, paid for by the taxpayer, come join the Orgy in the hills, there is plenty of sheep to go round, and some pigs too if you like a bit of a porking, there will also be a judge present to award the best!!…