(later that evening)

I had a HUNCHBACK when we SPOOK a-BAT it you’d be COFFIN up another question I SHUDDER been DUN DA DUN DUN this morning but a-LON CHANEY of events at work led to me having to GHOST-and by the WEB press and keep the BLACK CAT a hundred percent so my PRINCE OF DARKNESS inst-HEAD of BEING all GRAY. Sorry fer talking a LITTLE SHOP. OF HORRORS I shall speak only. Oh I hear my MUMMY CRAWLING EYE better wrap this up. I hope all my FRENCH MAID it to bed before nightfall and didn’t have to COUNT TOMB many sheep to fall asleep

they screamed and they shouted,

What do you bequeath

From their tombs and their graves and all in betweens,

Drink blood from their skulls, Happy Halloween!

I know this is not what you had in mind,

but this is the toast

from last year’s party.

I thought,

I would just share…