This morning my boss, wearing a tu tu and smoking a cigar, pranced into the room screaming the words to “The Sound of Music” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to sing on key or the workers would vomit. When he bent over he reminded me of a hairy bear foraging the forest for a bushful of berries.. Suddenly the fax machine caught on fire and exploded. The employees all ran for the door in fear while the boss continued singing. “Don’t leave,” he said, “We must all learn to relax as I do.” He sat on the floor, cross-legged in a meditative state, eating his Twinkies. Just another normal day at the office.

This morning my boss ran into the room screaming, “I just saw Elvis in the elevator!” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to get over those 70’s flashbacks or the workers would buy him a disco ball for Christmas. When he bent over his pants split open. Suddenly, the Xerox machine caught on fire and shot sparks all over the room. The employees screamed in fear while the boss clutched at his torn trousers. “Don’t panic,” he said, “We must all remember that there is a tailor right around the corner!” Just another normal day at the office.

This morning my boss came huffing into the room screaming _”cold donuts again”? at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to put a hole in it, or the workers would over hear his temper tantrum! When he bent over he tooted and the methane filled the air! Suddenly the candle next to the files flashed, from the methane and caught on fire and reached the ceiling quickly. The employees ran for their lives in fear, while the boss, warmed his donuts by the fire. “Don’t leave, the donuts are just getting warm” he said, “We must all do what we must to save energy!” Just another normal day at the office.

This morning my boss chicken danced into the room screaming “Cluck!” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to lay an egg or the workers would feed him to hungry weasels. When he bent over he grunted in an effort to produce an egg, but that’s not what came out. Suddenly the cuordoroy pants he was wearing caught on fire and burned his biscuits in the process. The employees all clutched themselves in fear while the boss clucked and drug his tail feathers across the new berber carpet. “Don’t be chicken out my hind end no more,” he said, “We must all decide to rooster not!” Just another normal day at the office.

This morning my boss danced into the room screaming “where’s my paper shredder!” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to take dancing lessons or the workers would hide in fear next time he came in dancing. When he bent over he got the end of his jacket caught in something. We started hearing a buzzing noise, his jacket was caught in the lost paper shredder! Suddenly the shredder caught on fire and my boss was freaking out! The employees frantically ran around the room in fear while the boss panicked and cried like a little baby. “Don’t abandon me in my moment of distress!” he said, “We must all get me out!” Just another normal day at the office.

This morning my boss RAN into the room screaming SOMEBODY TOOK MY DONUT at top of his lungs. I told him he would have to CALM DOWN or the workers would QUIT. When he bent over he LOST HIS PANTS. Suddenly the MICROWAVE caught on fire and EXPLODED. The employees SCATTERED in fear while the boss JUST MUNCHED ANOTHER DONUT. Dont PANIC he said. We must all SAVE THE DONUTS. Just another normal day at the office.

Geeze that was terrible. Told you I was no good at this LOL

this morning my boss, holding a rat, stumbled into the room screaming “WHERE is MY MOUSE?!?!” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to stop yelling or the workers would revolt and give him more rats. When he bent over, he farted. Suddenly, the messy toupe on his head caught fire and sizzled. The employees sniggered at the hilarity while cowering in fear while the boss danced around in circles trying to pat the fire away. “Don’t just stand there you moronic fools,” he said, “we must all do the chicken dance and help me put my fire out.” Just another normal day at the office.

woo.that was fun. star!

This morning my boss ran into the room screaming in fright and at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to calm down, tie his shoe laces, buckle his loose belt and zip up his fly or the workers would see him with his pants down literarily. When he bent over to tie the shoe lace he laughed at himself and told me a rat had jumped at him in the restroom. Suddenly the cables on the wall behind his bum caught on fire and sparks flew all around. The employees in the other offices ran helter skelter in fear while the boss dove and hid under my table. “Don’t even say a word” he said, “We must all exercise caution at all times.” Just another normal day at the office

This morning my boss flashed into the room screaming “Come on baby, light my fire!” at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to take it down a few notches or the workers would not be able to finish welding the rocket parts. When he bent over he passed gas. Suddenly the fumes caught on fire and the whole storage area of rocket fuel exploded. “Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it!” he said. “We must all be going to heaven. I’ve never seen everyone wearing wings and halos before.” “Just another normal day at the office,” sighed St. Peter.

This morning my boss sashayed boldly into the room screaming “I’M IN LOVE!!! JONATHAN PROPOSED LAST NIGHT…WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!!!” This he yelled at the top of his lungs. I stood up and told him he would have to simmer down and ditch the feather boa, or the workers would lose any shred of respect they ever had for him to begin with. When he bent over he split the seat of his his pants and said “OOOOOH No”! He backed over towards his desk, tossing the feather boa jauntily over his shoulder, and it fell directly into the ashtray, hitting a lit cigerette! .Suddenly the boa caught on fire and the synthetic feathers ignited like a torch!! The employees hustled out in fear while the boss beat dowm the flames with his Louis Vitton briefcase. “Don’t run off” he said, “We must all celebrate…I’ve got a bottle of Don Perignon….and Jonathan will be here in a jiffy!!” The crew slowly drifted back in……..Jonathan arrived, and we toasted the happy couple…….Just another normal day at the office.