Cat = Roadkill (I don’t know why.)

Cake = Guillotine (Ask Marie Antoinette about that one.)

Church = Churhc (I often misspell it this way.)

Rat = tatouille (Wouldn’t you say that if you ate some?)

Bike = Jock strap (I wore a Bike Jock Strap in high school.)

Computer = 1 (no wait …0)

Ducks = Hammer (…It’s a joke about a duck who walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any duck food?” The bartender replies, “Get out of here ya stupid duck. Can’t you see this is a bar? Of course we don’t have any duck food!” The duck comes back the next day, waddles up to the bar and asks the same bartender, “Got any duck food?” The bartender stares at the duck for a moment and then yells, “I thought I told you to leave! This is a bar!! We don’t have and duck food. Now, stop bothering me!” The next day the duck returns and asks, the same bartender, “Got any duck food?” The bartender climbs over the bar, grabs the duck by the neck and says, “Look, if you come in here one more time and ask for duck food one more time, I promise you I’ll nail your !@#$ webbed feet to the floor!!!” The next day, the duck comes in, yet again, and cautiously waddles to the bar and asks, “Got a hammer?” The surprised bartender furrows his brow and says, “No. But, …”, to which the duck responds, “Got any duck food?” I LOVE that joke!)

Socks = Lamb Chops (You’re probably too young to know.)

Noodle = More (I love Italian food!)

Cat Lick

Cake Birthday

Church Religion

Rat Cheese

Bike Tires

Computer Laptop

Ducks Yellow

Socks Tube

Noodle Chicken

Cat – Pussy

Cake – Cream

Church – Pastor

Rat – Bastard

Bike – Yamaha

Computer – Virus

Ducks – Quack

Socks

Noodle

Cat-meow

Cake-yummy!

Church-im jewish

Rat-gross

Bike-beach

Computer-internet

Ducks-quack

Socks-white

Noodle-spaghetti

Cat MEOW

Cake ICING

Church GOD

Rat ICK

Bike FUN

Computer KEYBOARD

Ducks PONDS

Socks SHOES

Noodle ELMO (Mr. NOODLE)

Cat aloof

Cake frosting

Church service

Rat rodent

Bike fast

Computer changing world

Ducks parade

Socks shoes

Noodle casserole

Cat snake

Cake break

Church memories

Rat splinter

Bike idiots

Computer internet

Ducks crackers

Socks soup

Noodle head

yeah… i’m rather odd, i know. but hey, i think there are a few there that could be classified as normal… but dont tell anyone! lol

Cat-Bouva kitten

Cake-wedding

Church-service

Rat-bastard

Bike-rack

Computer-illiterate

Ducks-in a row

Socks-it to me

Noodle-daughter in ‘Judging Amy’

Cat=chaser

Cake=yum

Church=Jesus

Rat=poison

Bike=rider

Computer=designer

Ducks=rocks

Socks=shoes

Noodle=doodle

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