A few days ago
Anonymous

I need a slogan for my Bowling Team?

Hey all,

I need a slogan to put on the back of my teams bowling shirts. Our team name is “Team Morning Wood”. I’m looking for something funny. It can and should be a little funny/crude/even insulting.

Keep in mind the follow idea’s/words…

We use balls, the pins are wood, they use oil on the lanes, ect.

Top 10 Answers
A few days ago
Experto Credo

Favorite Answer

“Let’s knock ’em down!”
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A few days ago
steiner1745
How many people are on your team?

If there are 4, use BIG 4 with a picture of the 4 6 7 10

split.

If there are 5 use BIG 5

with a picture of the 4 6 7 9 10 split for righties

and 4 6 7 8 10 split for lefties.

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6 years ago
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I need a slogan for my Bowling Team?
Hey all,

I need a slogan to put on the back of my teams bowling shirts. Our team name is "Team Morning Wood". I'm looking for something funny. It can and should be a little funny/crude/even insulting.

Keep in mind the follow idea's/words…

We use balls, the pins are wood,…

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A few days ago
Anonymous
A beautiful thing to waste

Always good for a split

Best thing for a split

Going for the splits

Made for splits

Making splits

Looking for splits

Dreaming of splits

Splitter’s Dream

Grooving it

We keep our balls out of the gutter

Not just for bowling

Who ya gonna ball?

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A few days ago
boycat99
Viva Viagra
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A few days ago
Anonymous
Our drinking team has a bowling problem.
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A few days ago
DeadSurvivor
Oily Balls

The Oily Pinheads

Wood Peckers

“Wet” Dream Team (sorry, I had to throw this one in)

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A few days ago
Heidi T
My Team has a Drinking Problem.
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A few days ago
~ Floridian“
TEAM MORNING WOOD

“Knock, knock…we’re here”!

or “Set um up…we’ll knock em down”

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5 years ago
Anonymous
You set them up; we knock them down. Could refer to pins or beers.
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A few days ago
Al L
Back in my college days I was in the same situation. The name I suggested was the “Courteous Flushes”.

It was rejected, but times have changed.

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