So I stood up and started removing my clothes. There was no one around as far as the eye could see. I had stripped down to my underwear and headed for the water laughing all the way. I swam a little while and frolicked in the water. I was having a great time with him just sitting on the shore watching and laughing at me.

I had no idea that I was on a private beach and someone had called the law on me. There I was, in the water up to my neck when a police 4 wheeler pulled up. I thought (4) Well of ALL the nerve!.

The police officer put his spot light on me and ordered me out of the water and said that the beach closes at midnight. I asked him to turn off his spot light and leave first. (1) Now THAT was a big mistake. He said no and he waited for me to come to shore. There I was in all my glory with my husband rolling in laughter on the sand. ( he is probably the one who called in the first place).

So I came out of the water trying to hide my nakedness to no avail. The deputy said I have (5) Two words to describe you …… IN SANE. He let me go with a warning and as he got in his car and drove away, my husband said (3) My …… that was …………….. different.

As we drove away I started singing (6) Zippety do dah zippety aye my oh my what a wonderful day…….

As they were getting into the action of lovemaking, he muttered under his breath. “Now THAT was a big mistake!”, she said.

Okay, I think I have one more!

After they were done fooling around, she said, ” Zippety do dah!” Then he said, “My…that was…different.” To which she replied, “Well of ALL the nerve! I have two words to describe you.. IN.SANE.” And that was the end of that!!!!

My idea was very different and the two words to describe you would be IN SANE and i go Zippety do dah instead!!