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Hi i was assigned a story which have to include many geomery puns if anyone knows any puns to do with math tha
Note these puns have to be puns not jokes or riddles
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I am not sure whether these have to do with geometry, or just some sort of math:
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
But I know that this one is:
Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Pythagoras Theorem pun: “The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on its other two hides”.
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