Alright clear the FLORSHEIM’S let the pun Dr. SCHOLLS you how to PUMP it up. ITALIAN LOAFERS I’ll KICKS some azz on this for SHOE! so just HUSH PUPPIES, y’all are a bunch of KEDS, ADIDAS kind of punning when I CONVERSE normally. I’ll bet you SKETCHERS out first, but I just WING TIP. Okay that was CORNy but at least I’m on the BALL enough to not TIPTOE around it. I’m OPEN-TOE STILETTOS who challenge me try. ARCH you shaking in your BOOTS? If you tell me mine SOCKS I SPATS in your eye! ALDO my best PODIATRIST Guinness to see that I never do SHODdy work.

You must be High. Heel, you must be really high! Every morning, before I sneaker out of the house, I brush my teeth (and my Tong) and I think about my day. Should I loafer round, as you ask, or should I boot up the computer and do some work. If I don’t work, I could shoes to hang out on the beach, but then sandal get in my shorts. Plus, I’ll have to cross “trainer” off of my business card. It’s a tough one, and I flop flop between the two. Sometimes I call up Doc Marten to ask for advice. Doc says, “Hush, puppy. This is no time to sling back into a debate. I’m about to play tennis. Shoes whatever you want.”

So I don’t know. There’s steel toe many options.

Daps a good question,When sailing and the boat is below the plimsole line,for light weight i wear deck shoes or if Sandals not wearing them,then the crocs are snapped on but only if Doc Martens is on board. Otherwise when fixing something to eat hob nail boots is the order of the day

I tend to flip-flop over the clogged to lifts, except when my toes do dance on pointe with the music of the tango in those red shoes.

Tripically, I stumble over feets like those on my toe do list. I was never well heeled when it came to maintenance. I tendon be awkward with hammer and nails, ankle myself over corn-plicate projects. Give me tools and I arch around in confusion bunyanering what all this is a gout. Just limp me watch TV.

Oxford a shot at this.

canvassing my mary jane, I leather here and there. she bobby socked me right in the sole.

I hi-topped it to the hills, then, eyelette go, knowing shoe’dlace me go also.

WELL…..Since I am such a round-heeled woman,…..I have errand runners! I saddle them with my chores while I vamp it up!

I stilletttothers do my to-do to this day! (it’s easy when you have a boot-y like mine!) I d’orsay,…. they don’t mind

Okay, good word play, but is there really a question in this?

ok so you are bored ..that was silly

…..are you drunk….?

LMAO