Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1873

“The Hair-Do-From-Hell”

(5) “Do you feel lucky today, Miss Kitty,” asked Festus Haggen?

“What does it look like to YOU,” shouted Miss Kitty Russell.

The left side of her hair was sticking out as though she had received an electric bolt!!

” I just came from that new hair stylist and LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME !! He gave me a perm and it looks like a RAT’S NEST!! What if Matt were to walk in, right now! I can’t let him see me like this!”

Festus:”Well Miss Kitty. I don’t think Matthew will care one way or the other. I mean….Well , you know…Ever since he started sparkin’ Miss Sunshine, he only has eyes for her.”

In a rage, Kitty went behind the bar and grabbed the shotgun.

Festus:” (6) Oh no! Not THAT, shreiked Festus in a fake falsetto!!!” He put his thumbs in his ears, stuck out his tongue and waved his hands at Kitty!!

Kitty pulled the trigger….Nothing.

Festus:”(1) Is this what you were looking for?” He held a bullet in his hand.

Kitty pulled the other trigger….(((BANG))) Festus jumped so high one of his spurs came off!!! He high-tailed it out the swinging doors, colliding with Matt Dillon.

Dillon:”KITTY !! For God’s sake, put the gun down!!” He did a double take when he saw her new hairstlye. Mortified, Kitty put one of the tablecloths on her head, and as regally as possible, strutted past Matt, up the stairs to her room.

Matt knew she was upset. He went to look for someone to help and then brought him up to her room. (2) Looking through the crack (in the door to her bedroom) he saw Kitty crying.

(((KNOCK! KNOCK!)))

“Go away. Leave me alone!”

Matt:”Kitty, it’s me. Let me in.”

Kitty sat up with a start! To herself…..”Oh NOW he shows up! Just in time to see the Hair-Do From Hell!!”

Just a second, Matt.” She tried licking her hand and patting down her hair….To no avail. Dejected, she opened the door.

Matt: ” I thought maybe this fellow could make things better for you.

(4) My name is Ramone and this is a disaster! What happened here?” He looked at her hair and made a face.

Kitty:”What do you mean , ‘what happened,’ you moron!!! This is the beautician’s idea of a ‘different’ look.”

Ramone:” Your hair stylist did that ??!!”

Kitty:”Nooooooooo. Matt did it. Of COURSE HE DID IT !!!

Why did you bring him here, Matt?”

Matt:” Well I asked all over town…..I said, (3) ‘Does anyone know CPR?’ And this fellow said, yes.'”

Kitty:”What the hell is CPR ?”

Matt:”THIS man, I’ll have you know, knows ALL about …………. Comically Permed Redheads.” He tried stiffling his laugh as he exited the room!

) Is this what you were looking for?

Looking up from the dust filled attic, Is this what you were looking for?

2) Looking through the crack he/she saw_that same dark stranger lurking about.______.

3) Does anyone know CPR? If not, I am giving a class this weekend.

4) My name is blondy______ and this is _my life and______, what happened here?

5) Do you feel lucky today? or everyday?

6) Oh no! Not THAT!!! Please don’t tell me. I won’t do it!

I imagine that each one of those phrases can lead to a bigger and broader story line, but I only have little time.

They weren’t supposed to be there, but they were bored. They decied to have a look about the empty room. They were looking for a place to hide a million dollars. Noticing a hole in the wall, curiosity got the best of the man/woman. (line) IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? he/she asked his/her accompanying friend.

(line) LOOKING THROUGH THE CRACK HE/SHE SAW…….. (line) OH NO! NOT THAT!!! Anything but that!

The shadowed face peered back through the hole and a voice replied, (line) “DO YOU FEEL LUCKY TODAY?”

He/She passed out, falling back onto the floor. (line) DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR? cried the accomplice.

Slowly walking round to aid the fallen tresspasser and peeping tom, the previous voice behind the wall spoke up and said, Hi. (line) MY NAME IS___ Larry__ AND THIS IS __ my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl__, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

“Is this what you were looking for?” Camille asked doubtfully.

“Oh my god! You found it!” exclaimed Anthony.

He grabbed the flashlight from his sister excitedly and,shined it toward the corner of the room. Looking through the crack, he saw the little kitten, trapped and helpless.

“Does anyone know CPR?” he cried. He looked up to his parents.

Just then a man and woman walked into the room. “Hello, my name is Edward, and this is Jeanette. We’re from the Humane Society. What happened here?”

“It’s the kitten! It’s going to DIE!” screamed Camille.

Edward took the flashlight from Andrew’s tiny fingers and shined it in the direction Camille was pointing. “Well let’s see what we’ve got here….” He knelt down on one knee and squinted his eyes.

“Hmm….” He looked at Andrew. “Do you feel lucky today? ‘Cause he may just be able to help your little friend, here.” He motioned to Jeanette, who lifted up a long stick with a wire on the end that looked like a noose.

“Oh no! Not THAT!!!” cried Camille. “It will hurt him!!”

“I assure you, he will feel no pain, my dear,” Jeanette said softly with a smile. She walked to the corner and stuck the stick into the crack in the wall. Camille covered her eyes.

After a few moments, Jeanette grunted and said, “There!” Camille took her hands away from her eyes and jumped up and down excitedly. There was JoJo, lying in the wire loop with his little paws sticking out over the front and his hind legs swinging frantically.

“You saved him!” she cried as she ran over to Jeanette and hugged her leg. “Thank you so much!”

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