2. If at first you don’t succeed, __”Let It Be”__.

3. When you’re going through hell, _”Twist and Shout”_

4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I __ceased “Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite!”__

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, __I said, nuh-uh…You must be mistaken…”Nowhere Man” __ =o)

2. If at first you don’t succeed, “call me”.

3. When you’re going through hell, “don’t worry, be happy”.

4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I “smacked that”.

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, I cried for “Help”.

1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have A WHOLE NEW WORLD

2. If at first you don’t succeed, ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?

3. When you’re going through hell, BABY RIDE EASY

4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED FRED.

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, EVERYBODYS LOOKIN FOR THE SAME THING.

2. If at first you don’t succeed, Don’t bring me down (ELO).

3. When you’re going through hell, Breathe (Pink Floyd)

4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I Rock around the clock

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, Roll over Beethoven.(Chuck Berry)

If at first you don’t succeed Bang A Gong, Get It On. (T-Rex)

When you’re going through hell, Reach Out, I’ll Be There. (The Four Tops)

At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I Stop! In The Name Of Love (The Supremes)

When the fin of the shark appeared, I Saw The Light (Todd Rundgren)

#1. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

#2. If at first you don’t succeed, BLAME IT ON YOUR LYING CHEATING HEART (Patty Lovelace)

#3. When you’re going through Hell, it’s a RING OF FIRE (Johnny Cash)

#4. At my funeral, I hope someone mentions that I CAN’T SEEM TO SAY GOODBYE. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

#4. When the fin of the shark appeared, I thought I’LL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS WORLD ALIVE. (Hank Williams Sr)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLHTwY-w1-4

2. If at first you don’t succeed, “send in the clowns”. (Stephen Sondheim, from “A Little Night Music”–sung by many different people.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tTCaFEEKI

3. When you’re going through hell, remember that “everybody’s free (to wear sunscreen)”. (Baz Luhrmann)

4. At my funeral, I hope that someone mentions that “I left my heart in San Francisco”. (Tony Bennett).

5. When the fin of the shark appeared, “lifeguard sleeping, girl drowning”. (Morrissey).

(Nothing but really bad covers available on YouTube, so you can’t really hear the lyrics.)

Don’t Bother – Shakira

You’ll Never Make It – Pennywise

Died – Alice in Chains

“Oh S***” – Buzzcocks

NB: All of these ARE real songs, you can google and check if you want

2. “Cry, Cry, Cry”

3. “Heaven’s Just a Sin Away”

4. “Rock the Casbah”

5. “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”