#2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire State Building: PLEASE, MISTER CUSTER. I DON’T WANNA GO! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, SOMEBODY HOLLERED ATTACK

#3. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin THE WARDEN THREW A PARTY AT THE COUNTY JAIL. THE JAILBIRDS JUMPED UP AND BEGIN TO WAIL

#4. (cough cough) If Kerry had been elected president, I would have ROLLed OUT THE BARREL! WE’LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!

#5. The last time I saw a quality show on TV was THAT’LL BE THE DAY HEY HEY WHEN I DIE!

2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding: “I’m gonna shoot that monkey in the family tree.”

3. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: “It’s the end of the world as we know it!”

4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have “run, run, run, run, run away.”

5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was, “oh no, oh no, I should have realized, a long long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago…”

2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding: “Badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog.”

3. We interrrupt this program for a special bulletin: “Extra extra, read all about it, wanted, young and single and free, experienced in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee

4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have made me happy, happy, happy, oh flowers everywhere.

5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was last night; I didn’t get to sleep at all.

2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding:die u big fat monster

3. We interrrupt this program for a special bulletin:bush has died on a trip to iraq *does the happy dance*

4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have not have to listen to the number of people who died serving our country

5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was a few months ago on 20 20

2. We’ve got to get him off here, after all, it’s the *Empire* state building, and he’s only a king!

3. However, I seem to have lost my post-it, so I guess we’ll interupt you later!

4. Bought some gosh darn cough drops!

5. When it was turned off.

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