U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon and his lady friend, Sunshine McGillicutty (sp?) were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they got caught making whoopee on the train tracks when the 4:15 was trying to pull into the station. (The train ended up stopping in time, and the engineer and fireman had the decency to take their bottle of whisky back to the observation deck on the caboose and discuss the intricate details of bait fishing until the tracks were clear again.) It was widely known that they were crazy about each other and not bashful when it came to physical displays of affection. Although the traveling preacher tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they just laughed and started ripping at each other’s clothing, sending the preacher running from the house. As far as I know, they are at Miss Sunny’s house engaged in what can only be described as wild monkey love at this very minute.

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they saw Matt & Kitty Going at it. It was widely known that they were naked and doing the deed when it came to fooling around in the back room. Although the Mayor tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they Just kept doing it. As far as I know, they are at the back of the jail engaged in what can only be described as having pure pleasure

U. S. Marshal Matt Dillon and Kitty were the talk of Dodge.The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they had dinner. It was widely known that they were attracted to each other and had a hard time when it came to explaining it. Although Doc tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they chose to stay together. As far as I know, they are at a place that we all want to be. engaged in what can only be described as Love.

US Marshall Matt Dillon and Prince were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they performed Purple Rain in the town square. It was widely known that they were both completely insane and lacked any skill whatsoever when it came to dancing and singing.

Although Hillary Clinton tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they never really got a clear idea of what she was talking about, same as the rest of us.

As far as I know they are at the Mall of America in Minneapolis where Prince is from engaged in what can only be described as the weirdest concert held ever.

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Monica Lewinsky were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they had a 3-way Hillary. It was widely known that they were inept and just plain stupid when it came to keeping secrets .

Although Newt tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they laughed and had another hit from the bong.

As far as I know, they are at times engaged in what can only be described as bestiality.

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and _Sunshine MacGililicutty____ were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they ___made out for six hours in the back of Long Branch_. It was widely known that they were __madly in love __ and _were planning to marry__ when it came to _be their three year anniversary of “going steady”___.

Although __Kitty AND Doc Adams__ tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they __really didn’t giving a flying horse’s behind, they were in Love___.

As far as I know, they are at _the Long Branch again slamming down shots of Jim Beam___ engaged in what can only be described as _**CENSORED**__. ♥

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and SunnyMac were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they were found asleep in a hayloft naked as jaybirds with one of the horses nibbling lightly at Sunny’s feet (she thought it was Matt!) It was widely known that they were always looking for new places to get down and boogie and when it came to finding new and exciting places to shag no one could match their…creativity. Although Preacher Proffet tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they refused to have their love life “censored’ in any way, and he even gave them a new idea for a place to …get together!! As far as I know, they are at the undertakers right now engaged in what can only be described as ……..DEAD on!

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Sarah Beddingfield were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they had a poolside bikini party. It was widely known that they were extremists and non-conformists when it came to parties.

Although everyone in town tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they seemed resolved to go their own perverted ways.

As far as I know, they were at the height of the party engaged in what can only be described as nude and lewd conduct. The noise coming from the party grounds was similar to a rock concert at full blast. They seemed to have sold their soul to the devil as they revelled scantily clad in what looked like fig leaves covering their vitals as they rollicked and frollicked around the pool side, bathed by the silver lights of the moon. I heard Sarah howl like a wolf and then U.S Marshal Matt Dillion, oh my goodness! He did something totally unprintable!!

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and ___Mr Clampett_____ were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they ___ate pancakes_____. It was widely known that they were ____heavy set___ and ___smelly____ when it came to _______butter___.

Although ____Tigger____ tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they ___belched_________.

As far as I know, they are at __Buckingham Palace________ engaged in what can only be described as ______a very noisy situation____.

U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon and Festus were the talk of Dodge. The townsfolk were still gossiping about the time they chased each other around the jailhouse wearing Miss Kitty’s nightgowns; Festus with his spurs a-jinglin’ and Matt with his badge pinned to his garter belt. It was widely known that they were caught by Newly and argued when it came to changing back into their own clothes.

Although Thad and Miss Kitty tried to explain the rules of decorum to them, they just laughed. As far as I know, they are at the Long Branch engaged in what can only be described as the most bizarre lingerie fashion show/karaoke contest this side of Vegas.

I love me some Gunsmoke!! No offense to Matt and Festus 🙂 They are my boys.