2) tickle you until you pee! *evil grin*

3) “Am I skinny?” heh

4) reward me with Starbucks or Target giftcards instead of self-serving little promo doohickies like stickers, magnets or travel mugs! 😉

5) I dunno…. garbage collection? LOL

2) If you come any closer I’ll have to smother you in peanut butter.

) Your best answer to “Am I fat?” do bears poo in the woods. Is the Pope catholic

4) If Yahoo! Answers loved me they would allow me to answer more than 20 questions a day

5) Rosie’s next job offer will be to inject the yellow middle into a cadbury’s cream egg.

2) If you come any closer I’ll lose control of myself….You ARE Marshal Dillon…..Right?! HEE HAW!!!!!!

3) Your best answer to “Am I fat?” Give me a little more time. I’m getting there!

4) If Yahoo! Answers loved me they would contact James Arness for me and alert him to my stories.

5) Rosie’s next job offer will be a tourguide on a Scottish busline……. The ones that visit Loch Ness. After all….Wasn’t that where they found her in that pod, years ago?

2) Make you clean up the mess

3) No whales are fat and you only look like a pig.

4) Stop 12 year olds who cant spell from contributing to YA!

5) Human insect repellant

2) I’ll agar man you!

3) That’s a really easy anagram.

4) Give me bonus points on my birthday, even if I’m awful at anagrams.

5) As an ossier.

2) make you wash dishes

3) no, you are too short

4) pay me

5) making velcro packets for first grade teachers

3. Your as fat as Britney spears is crazy.

4. give me 500,000 points

5. stripper at scores’ (its a strip club)