A few days ago
Silva

Can you come up with funnies for these fill-ins???

1) Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I_________

2) Peter Piper picked ___________

3) I thought I died and went to Heaven when you________

4) You call that dancing? I thought you were________

5) He/she was SO cheap___________

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A few days ago
Anonymous

Favorite Answer

oh dear….um…lemme think….

1)…I think I NEED a sponge bath (waggle eyebrows and cigar…think Groucho Marx)

2)….’Pickled Pepper’ to win in the fourth.

3)…said your mother was leaving, until I remembered she was just at the mall.

4)… practicing a clown routine for the circus!

5)…he had the first penny he ever earned, framed by his bedside so he could kiss it good night.

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A few days ago
nana4dakids
1) Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I am caught up in my catheter.

2) Peter Piper picked up Bill and took him out for a nice romantic evening.

3) I thought I died and went to Heaven when you came to my door in your birthday suit.

4) You call that dancing? I thought you were having a seizure.

5) He was SO cheap he asked for a glass of water and asked if he could get a discount if they used a dirty glass.

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A few days ago
sudsbud9er
Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I dropped the remote control, the game is coming on!!

Peter Piper picked up a hooker who liked pickles.

I thought I died and went to heaven when you put that apron on and did the dishes.

You call that dancing? I thought you were trying to get to the toilet.

She was so cheap she got her breast implants from Goodyear.

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A few days ago
I am Sunshine
1) Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I finally mastered the bedpan !! To which she retorts, “Oh, goody!!”

2) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. He is currently having his stomach pumped in the ER !!

3) I thought I died and went to Heaven when you told me that my stories made you laugh and cry and THINK. You ARE sober….RIGHT?!

4) You call that dancing? I thought you were having sympathy pains with Peter Piper!!

5) He was SO cheap that on our honeymoon, I had to wait tables so we’d get our meals free !

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A few days ago
Guinness
heheeehee funny guys..

1] Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick…I think I heard that comatose dude in the next bed singing the national anthem.

2] Peter Piper picked his nose and fetched a pail of water. [I got nothin’]

3] I thought I died and went to Heaven when you came home with a frosty keg and lobster!

4] You call that dancing? I thought you were trying to get a bee out of your pants.

5] He was SO cheap…’how cheap was he’, he was SO cheap he’d pick up cigarette butts, and re-roll the tobacco remnants.

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A few days ago
D and G Gifts Etc
Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I burst a bubble

Peter Piper picked a pickle

I thought I died and went to Heaven when you passed that smelly fart

You call that dancing? I thought you were in the middle of a seizure

He/she was so cheap that his/her butt squeaked

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A few days ago
Ladybug II
#1. Nurse! Nurse! Come quick. I think I JUST HAD A COW!

#2. Peter Piper picked A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS AND SAID, “DAMN! TOO MUCH VINEGAR AGAIN!”

#3. I thought I died and went to heaven when you FINALLY QUIT SINGING IN THE SHOWER!

#4. You call that dancing? I thought you were TRYING TO WAVE DOWN A COP!

#5. He was so cheap HE DEMANDED A REFUND ON HIS BUBBLE GUM WHEN HE LOST THE BUBBLE BLOWING CONTEST!

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A few days ago
science geek
1) Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I____killed him____

2) Peter Piper picked _____preetiful pansies…..______

3) I thought I died and went to Heaven when you___left_____

4) You call that dancing? I thought you were___having seizures_____

5) He/she was SO cheap__he gave his daughter a homemade card for her 7th birthday.._________

sorry if that sucked…..i tried, im not very funny though.

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A few days ago
chris
1) Nurse!! Nurse!! Come quick I think I shat my self

2) Peter Piper picked his picker

3) I thought I died and went to Heaven when you shot me turned out to be hell

4) You call that dancing? I thought you were chokeing

5) He/she was SO cheap i fuc*ed her

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A few days ago
Anonymous
1.filled the bepan

2.a pepperoni taco

3.blew peters horn

4.having a seizure

5.he used discarded toothpicks

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