The zoo keeper looked at the crowd and the weather with an eerie feeling that something strange was about to happen.

At that moment, the big babboon jumped over the retaining wall and started kissing all the pretty women. The place turned into a chaotic frenzy of frightened women, angry men and laughing children. People started taking pictures and calling everyone they knew.

Someone called the police who were there in record time (45rpm).

Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned out they were none other than the Keystone Kops, the Marx Brothers, the 3 Stooges, Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello.

The zookeeper shrieked when he saw them. Get out, get out” he said to the police, ” or I’ll need to call the CHIPS.”

The police were offended and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the animals began to hide in their dens, or caves or trees or secluded areas of their habitats.

When the news team arrived, they found the entire crowd seated at the cafeterias, watching all the old-timers perform. For most of the crowd, this was something they had never seen.

The headlines the next day read:”EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN!

The zoo keeper looked at the tourists and the apes.

At that moment, the women jumped over the retaining wall and started dancing the tango with the gorillas. The place turned into a Boogie Wonderland. People started tangoing and waltzing.

Someone called the police who were there in mere hours.

Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned out they were none other than the Village People and John Travolta.

The zookeeper tipped his hat when he saw them getting jiggy with it. He said to the police, “join the disco party or I’ll need to call the real police.”

The police were dancing the mambo and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the animals began to breakdance.

When the news team arrived, they brought a disco ball.

The headlines the next day read: Elvis spotted in the White House.

The zoo keeper looked at the dried gum stuck on the back side of the fence above the tiger enclosure and began his daily duty of scraping it off. Why must these people leave their gum here, he moaned as he dangled from the fence. At that moment, the Bengal tiger named Lizzy jumped over the retaining wall and grabber the zoo keeper’s britches with her fangs, ripping a hole in the droors. The place turned into a circus. People started taking snapshots and clapping. Someone called the police who were there in a jiffy, well after they finished their ice cream anyway. Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned out they were none other than Barney Fife and Gomer Pile, Gomer was acting deputy for the day. The zookeeper passed out when he saw them. They ran over and tried to help by grabbing hold of his hands but both had ice cream on their hands so he feel down into the tiger enclosure. He said to the police, “Leave me alone or I’ll have to call the tigers on you.” The police were unhindered by this and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the animals began to dance around the park grabbing tourist and dancing with them, while Fife play his harmonica. When the news team arrived, they joined in, each singing in a different key. The headlines the next day read: Party Animals.

The zoo keeper looked at the monkey and fredrick. At that moment, the meerkat jumped over the retaining wall and and fell to it’s death. The place turned into a morgue. People started mourning and dancing. Someone called the police who were there in spandex.

Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned they were none other than body builder 1 and body builder 2.

The zookeeper giggled when he saw them. “nice outfits”. He said to the police,” Put your clothes on or I’ll nedd to call the 80’s.

The police were embarresed and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the animals began to transform.

When the news arrived, they died.

The headlines the next day read: Animals transformers die, the spandex police fired for possible links to meerkat suicide.

The zoo keeper looked at the lion’s den and swallowed hard as he realised that he could not see the fiery lioness. He panicked and opened the latch to the den just to be sure.

At that moment, the lioness who lay in wait for such a slip, ran past him and jumped over the retaining wall and right into the thick crowd. The place turned into a stampede. People started running for their dear lives and screaming in fright.

Someone called the police who were there in seconds.

Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned out they were none other than helpless victims too and stared helplessly as the lioness carried away a little boy by his shirt collar.

The zookeeper was glad when he saw them. He ran over to meet them. He said to the police, ” I will appeal to the lioness to release the boy in cat sign language or I’ll need to call the elephants to help.”

The police were not amused by his talk and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the wild cats began to rattle their cages and it seemed to be giving way!

When the news team arrived, they had a field day with the entire situation as they captured live images of wild animals breaking loose and saw the frightened little boy in the den of the pride of lions. But then the Zoo keeper spoke up in an ancient animal language.

“Listen#up$allof@you/quieten*down+everyone+animal^respect%here}please!mmmiaow|shisihhhh!!” And all the wild cats went back to their cages and the lioness humbly released the boy in her grip.

The headlines the next day read: ‘Zoo keeper saves the day at local zoo’.

The zoo keeper looked at the poor, crippled squirrel and its tiny broken cane with sincere empathy. At that moment, the squirrel shocked everyone and jumped over the retaining wall and fled down the alley, occasionally turning back to see whether his former keeper was on his tail.

The place turned into a madhouse. People started singing and lifting their arms to heaven at what could only be called a miracle. Others shook their fists in the air, angry the formerly crippled squirrel had escaped.

Someone called the police who were there in Sid’s diner eating tasty donuts and sausages. They immediately jumped up and raced towards their cruiser, aware of the widespread panic awaiting the city should news of the squirrel’s escape spread. Unfortunately when they stepped out of the patrol car, it turned out they were none other than shocked and awed. The zookeeper shed tears when he saw them. “Pleasa, catcha my injured squirrel.” He said to the police, “you musta catcha my squirrel and bringa him home to me or I must calla the university to informa them the healin’ experiment wasa in vain.”

The police were understandably flustered and explained they had everything under control. Then the worse thing that could have happened, DID happen. Many of the animals began to spontaneously heal and scale the retaining wall now that they had the full strength of their limbs.

When the news team arrived, they scratched their heads upon hearing the bizarre series of events. The headlines the next day read: Mortgage Defaults Rise.

while the area alien stepped out of the alien deliver he glanced on the team, OMG..He appeared purely like Jonathan Ross on a sturdy day. A reporter from the solar yelled out, hi mate are you on the subject remember of Jonathon Ross, if no longer whats your call asked a touch super woman on the front of the team. The alien spoke back Yingtang why whats yours. He became donning silver and gold glitter bell bottoms and he jogged my memory of the lead singer from the Bee Gees As he walked to the microphone to handle the team I without notice had the urge for some jive speaking, he appeared at me and yelled, thank you to circulate female, thank you to circulate.

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