Incense and Peppermint by the Strawberries:

Good cents in your pants, zipper works fine

Fred sings zany things I can’t read minds

abrasions, and asians, butt’s yer behind

incest and pepperspray, color my rhyme…

Boo scares, and wears your shoes

little too late, I’m singin the blues

oohaaa ya yaya

Incest and pepperspray, you’re goin’ down

turn off, tune out, quit wearin’ that frown

play with yourself, play with yourself, yeah yeah….

play with yourself, play with yourself, yeah yeah….

To deride this cockney girl in due

Throw up and die, it’s the least you can do

Rednecks and fanatics, not one I knew

A yardstick for lunatics, are you a Jew?

Boo scares and wears your shoes

Little too late, I’m singing the blues

yeeeeeeeoooooow

Good cents in your pants zipper works fine

Fred sings zany things I can’t read minds

abrasions, and asians, butt’s yer behind

Incest and pepperspray color my rhyme

Since these are forever locked to my name by the never forgetting archives of the internet, I guess I can repost a couple of small ones here. I use these as sigs for appropriate posts in usenet

You didnt read previous postings

You didnt read our F A Q

You probably even skipped Google

And now you have asked for a clue

Clueless!

Clueless!

Im sorry if this answer seems to sting

Clueless!

Clueless!

Come back when you’ve done those three things

— (singing)

This is the troll that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..

Some people started answering not knowing what it was

And now they keep on answering forever just because

This is the troll that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..

(inspired by Lambchop’s song..http://www.zutroy.com/stuff/neverend/)

How many codes must a man jot down

Before he can beat “Mario Man”?

Yes, and how many “C”s must a college boy gain

Before he can sleep once again?

The Bowser, my friend, will beat you in the end;

The planner is gonna need filled in.

Maybe in another bite

I could find a hair

show the waiter it’s not mine

I can’t pay but who cares

And its free

my meals free now

We didn’t have to pay

Such a deal

A free meal

tell them it was cold

So we don’t have to pay

EWE don’t have ta tern out the red light…

ROCK sand.

ewe don’t have to wear that stressss tonight.