Here are a few …

Do all your homework.

Pay attention in class.

Be respectful.

Obey school rules.

Complete class work.

Be helpful to others.

Keep your desk and locker tidy.

Make sure you have all the necessary school supplies.

Be on time.

Don’t know if you will get dention or not:

1. Bring candy smokesto class – offer to everyone

2. Every time the PA comes on, shout “No! Not the voices! Not again!”

3. Draw intense battle scenes on you desk in permanent marker

4. In your essay of what you did this summer, vividly describe sexual encounters at the lake.

5. Give a ten-minute speech on why school teachers are immoral.

6. If a male teacher call him miss and if female call her mister

7. Make everyone you meet call you admiral, and if they don’t scream at them.

8. Put fly paper on the floor around everyone’s desk.

9. Write all you paper backwards

10. Go to school pretending to be blind.

11. Give face tattoos to other kids during nap time

12. On essays, have page numbers take up half the page

13. Answer questions with every other word in pig latin

15. Cry loudly and say you miss your mommy

16. Fake epileptice seizures every 10 minutes

17. Stapple papers in the middle of the page

18. Poke the person next to you with enthusiasm

19. Sing…Loudly

20. YAWN LOUDLY

21. Swear loudly and blame terets

22. When they’re not looking pour water on the floor and your crotch.

Don’t know if this will help or keep you out of detention.

Good luck

Ultimately, the teacher can give you detention for almost anything, if she feels it disturbs the learning environment. So bugging the teacher is not a good way to stay out of detention.

Try thinking up a list of amusing things to do during lunch instead, such as stuffing yourself in lockers.

Back when I went to school (that was a long time ago) we had desks with the book holder under the seat. It was made of wire. I would lick my first two fingers, wipe them off then lick them again (I know it sounds weird, but the money line is coming). I would then lightly rub the book holder, it would start to hum and I could make it so loud you could hear it down the hall but couldn’t tell where the sound was coming from. The teacher would ask, “what is that sound?”. I would answer, ” I think it is the AC” never letting up. It was funny, at least until they caught on. Then I looked forward to the subs.

ask questions that are somewhat related to the topic of the course. For instance, if you are talking about The Depression in U.S History, ask a question regarding the president during that time, Hoover. Then a buddy should ask something a little less related. Like he should ask something about stock markets. Then someone else should ask about the effect of the Iraq war on the economy which is a topic in itself….. You get my drift. That way, the teacher wont cover the material she planned. On the downside, she may make you learn it on your own.

Ask a question your teacher just covered (several times).

Say the dog ate your homework, and immediately follow with just kidding… and then say no I’m not… and then kidding again, and then no I’m not while handing in your homework right when the teacher looks irritated.

Use a fart noise maker to keep throwing farts sounds at the most inopportune moment, like.. When your teacher calls upon another student to read aloud in class.

Act like you are chewing gum and then pretend to swallow it when called on it. Then, resume chewing again and then abruptly stop when your being leered at… Then open up your mount really wide and show under your tongue while trying to say the words “Look.. See? No gum in there!”

Fall back in your chair and make it look like an accident while your homework assignments are being handed out. Its very distracting, but it looks like an accident. All you have to do is get back up and repeat until you’ve drawn enough attention to yourself that the teacher has to say something.

In the middle of a lecture, get up from your seat and start arranging your teachers pens and markers in the pencil holders located on top of your teachers desk as though no one else is in the room.

Make little spit wads with tissue and blow them through a straw to land in the back of the teachers head and when you are about to get caught, look at your friend and say… Your in trouble!

That’s all I can remember doing to my teachers for now.

Seriously ask tons of simple questions–but back off when you can see the veins pulsing

Fix your hair/makeup constantly.

Spray some nasty colon (like axe) when they’re out of the room.

Giggle for know reason every time their back is turned.

Eat something really odoress before class.

Eat something like broccoli or Splenda to get really bad gas during class.

Keep on losing things and ask the teacher if they’ve seen the object(s)

ask a foreign language teacher “can we write/say it in english” when they ask for it to be written in spanish or french or whatever the language is

Ask your math teacher if you can use a calculator to do simple math

Ask your english teacher, how long does it have to be in words?

Ask your P.E. teacher how many times around the track is a mile.

Scoot your desks foward when the teacher isn’t looking

Look their number up in the phonebook and prank call them! (be nice about it)

good luck. Please post ur website on y! a. if you can. It sounds really cool. I wish someone at my school would make one. lol.

good luck! =)

Tap your pencils on the table every time he or she talks. When she or he turns stop tapping so they’d get confused about who’s doing it.

Next: Ask a lot of questions that don’t relate to the class topic and make sure they think deeply too.

1. talk alot.

2.spit balls.

3.b the class clown.

4.dont pay attention.

5.sleep in class(im good at that)

6.dun do ur hmwk.

7.run in the clas room.

8. dont do none of them there not nice ur teacher has feelings took turst me u can get suspendid

One good way is to tap loudly on your desk with a pencil. The teacher will ignore it for like 5 minutes then she’ll get annoyed and ask you to stop.